What I'm Made Of

For those of you who would like to know a little more about me, here you go:

I am

1 cup Swedish

1 tablespoon sensitivity

250gr straight up or to taste

2 cups of wildness

Big handful of mischief

1 cup of impulsiveness

1 cup self control

3 cups love for dogs

4 cups love for friends

1 tablespoon innovation

1 tablespoon motivation

2 cups competitiveness

150 gr of wit

450gr intellectual

1 teaspoon egotistical

a drop of charm

a big dash of sweetness

150 liters of love (liquid format)

a dash of crankiness

a big sprinkle of impatience

1 teaspoon of laziness (finely chopped)

10 cups desires

500gr high aspirations

5 cups optimism

1 part young lady

2 parts big kid

a dash of spice

a sprinkle of sugar

a whole lot of luck

step 1: combine all ingredients until well blended.

step 2: Let rest overnight

step 3: Serve warm or cold, as an appetizer, main course, or just a little snack.

GENERAL WARNING:

-NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, MIXTURE MAY BE A LITTLE SPICY!

- MAY CAUSE INCREASED HEART RATE, DIZZINESS AND/OR MEMORY LOSS

No need to refrigerate

No expiration date.

Enjoy with your favorite glass of wine!